@TrophyCatas
@TheAndrewNadeau Sighing loudly at a Hogwarts meeting and saying, “This could have been an owl.”
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@TheAndrewNadeau 
@kentgrossarth My downstairs neighbor thinks I’m a little creepy and that I overstep my bounds. At least that’s what she wrote in her diary.
@LuvPug I get out of awkward conversations by pulling a balloon out, making a dog and just say I need to take it for a walk.
@JediGigi Sometimes I need “Eye of the Tiger” playing to get me to leave my bed.
@darinlovesbacon The Never Ending Story should’ve been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
@MeowTv_ 
@JaredATullos *removing hair clog from drain*
Well wookiee here
@RichieKanceled canadians wear auxe boudy sprauy
@twelveyearsold ghost, are we friends?
*ouija board spells out “SURE”
do you suppose we could ever be… well, more than that?
*ghost favs but doesn’t reply*
@chuuew ME: [drinking a glass of raw eggs]
WIFE: What are you training for?
ME: [drinking glass of bread] I just hate cooking