I’d rather see a guy with a machete walking towards me than someone with a clipboard.
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Laying an egg once a month would have been preferable. Thanks for nothing.
~ All women
Me, checking my to-do list before I had kids
Candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back.
90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom.
wait stop moving. im trying to get the dog filter on both of us
I tried to help by doing my daughter’s hair once and a kind old lady offered her a hot meal and a warm place to sleep.