Is that Carl?
Oh hey Carl
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CDC: To prevent coronavirus stay home, avoid physical contact and don’t go into large crowds.
Introverts: I’ve been preparing for this moment my entire life.
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Snapes On A Plane
HR: So, what would you say is your greatest strength?
Me: I’m really good at stealing office supplies.
HR: *Looks down to throw away my resume but his desk is gone* Holy shit.
It’s so weird to call it the “mall”. In Scotland we are very creative, we call one store a “shop” and many stores “the shops”.
The only way I’d be invited to a dinner party is to be hunted by rich people for sport.
I hate when scientists are like “some insects can see colors we can’t.” Like ok? What colors? Quickly.
Some dude just called me an idiot for not agreeing with him. What he doesn’t know is I’ve been calling myself that since we started talking.
When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend they’re judging and disparaging it with little British accents.
UK English: colour, realise, marvellous
US English: color, realize, marvelous
Canadian English: All of the above are correct. We will use both in the same article and its useless to try and stop us, spellcheck softwares.
lmfao
