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@pradogod She puts the hot in psychotic
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@kelkulus Let’s legalize all drugs so Americans finally learn the metric system.
@WilliamAder Every year on Valentine’s Day, I put a smile on my wife’s face
by taking down the Christmas tree.
@KizerBillhelm Sorry I ate your baby but you shouldn’t have wrapped it like a burrito.
@DannyZuker Wait, so when couples are in custody battles it’s to KEEP the kids? #WTF
@hyperblastchic Fried potatoes
Mashed potatoes
Baked potatoes
Twice baked potatoes
Potato chips-if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat
@DontTouchMyWine If we’re talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either really like you, or I’m looking for an artery close to the surface.
@kylekinane Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we’d still be talking about how we’re not finding that airplane.
@Thateverydayguy The 4 stage of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Clause
4. You look like Santa Claus
@Manda_like_wine When I try to follow a YouTube natural makeup tutorial.
