@ashgrash
@smarick IF I HAD A NICKLE EVERY TIME A GOP OFFICIAL CALLED TRUMP’S BEHAVIOR “UNACCEPTABLE” BUT ACCEPTED HIM AS NOMINEE I COULD START A FAKE COLLEGE
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@smarick 
@BMcCarthy32 if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?
@donni Choose a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life, because you’ll never get that job.
@mzyvonne7 I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday
@MichaelJErhart “I love my Job!” -Job’s wife
@sarcasticmommy4 I tried that whole “if you love something, set it free” thing but my kids are still here.
@pleatedjeans Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people
@ThisOneSayz *getting caught filling up neighbor’s trash can*
Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can! Where did you get it?
@Alex_N_Chains Today on “Dora the Explorer”, Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can’t explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol.
@Maxine12333 You can’t go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White’s apple and your ex.