Some of you are like family to me. I don’t want you calling me either.
Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.
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thank us. at 3rd floor. hit yourself. you will. 3 months. from now.
Why hang Wanted posters in the post office? We’re not crime-fighting crusaders. We’re buying stamps.
Me:*typing furiously* I’ve bypassed the firewall and I’m hacking into the mainframe now
Arby’s customer: So is my order placed or not
There are many reasons relationships don’t work out.
DIstance should never be one of them.
You want them?
Go get them Xxx
Wrap toilet paper around you like a wedding dress and slowly get naked as you tear pieces off to blow your nose all day.
When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear “tip to tip” and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again.
why did double and triple dog dares go of out style. it’s win-win. you either see your friends do stupid things or you win two to three dogs
Just gonna eat a cookie and reflect on this
If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge….Like by poisoning their food.