You guys ever see a mannequin and think she’s completely out of your league?
There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else’s house.
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A man caught me applying chap stick, so I just started eating it so it wouldn’t be weird.
A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me.
Happy Passive Aggressive day! Don’t worry, I didn’t want you to get me anything anyway. No, it’s fine. Don’t worry about it.
Buy a gun from a guy off the streets.
As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back.
Bed should get ready for ME
Dating sites don’t work for everyone 👎
If she says “I have a question but don’t lie”, just know that she already has eight photos, three witnesses, a voice message and eighty six screenshots.
[Eating canned soup]
OMG I love sodium.
1. Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait