You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive.
UK and US word differences
UK | US
Crisps | Guns
Chips | Guns
Nappy | Gun
Biscuit | Gun
Pavement | Floor Gun
Lollypop | Gun
Gun | Two Guns
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“Hey, will you join us in our street protest?”
I actually love streets
*receives invitation to dry wedding*
*becomes wine smuggler and most popular wedding guest ever*
Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on. Boom, problem solved!
FOUND: 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED RATS LIVING IN LOCAL DUMPSTER.
PLEASE CONTACT IF YOUR 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED PET RATS ARE MISSING.
“That was supposed to be a compliment.”
[inventing the boomerang]
OH SHIT, IT’S BACK
Unfortunate story layout on Apple News this morning.
*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*
I am absolutely no good at dumping people. I couldn’t even bring myself to switch drycleaners until my old one died…