@CherBear162 I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
@JermHimselfish You think your day was bad? I just had a 15 minute long argument with a couch cushion.
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@CherBear162 
@aveuaskew Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
@TheAlexP [At bar]
*all sweaty after doing the worm*
Me: *out of breath* see anything you like?
Her: called 911, thought you were having a seizure.
@AshleyAlready Them: Come out with us tonight. You might meet your future husband.
Me: Why are you threatening me?
@sageboggs It’s like my father always used to say, “[years of silent disappointment]”
@SCbchbum Before sprinting towards the elevator, ask yourself, “Am I hot enough to make them hold the door?”
@AngieDavisHaha When you say, “save me some nachos” and I say, “okay” think Rose at the end of Titanic saying “I’ll never let go”..as she lets go.
@russian_market 
@envydatropic Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy
@JosesLovesYou Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish.