I would have suggested they just use a regular volleyball, but I guess the Olympics are special.
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cover letters are so weird like bro why do I need to write you some fan fiction about working for you
Me: 馃幍 mama
My Mom: hi son
Me: 馃幍 just killed a man
My Mom: new phone who dis
Who are you to tell me what to do? You’re not my bank account.
Scar from the Lion King who is your mechanic and just fixed your car horn: beep repaired!
I’ll judge you by the way you treat people.
Also by your music and book preferences, but mostly the first thing.
Saw a dog mark every single mailbox in sight but his own. Thought of you.
One day my dad was outside watching a thunder and lightning storm and my mom brought him a metal chair to sit in.
A love story
I’m always there for my friends when I need them.
[David Attenborough watching me when I overslept and have 5 minutes to get ready for work]
Extraordinary.
Hi I’m the protagonist of a YA horror story. My name is something VERY SYMBOLIC like Persephone Underworld or Circe Evil-Lineage. Tho it seems vague, if you’re good at doing an allegory you’ll understand it’s a hint that my family has an evil, death-related history. Spoiler alert
I am fairly well educated, but not ‘knows every nuance of the English language’ educated.
I also have no idea what ‘nuance’ means.
I take great pride in the fact that I have told you “the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard” in more than one argument
“That’s close enough…”
~Government worker
Me: My body is a temple
Personal Trainer: But what about all the food and wine and parties?
Me: It鈥檚 a temple to Dionysus
Glad I’m not a general, because auto-correct just changed “lunch order” to “launch order.”
*job interview*
“So this yearbook isn’t your resume?”
“No. I’m not a moron. Those are my references. I highlighted all the NEVER CHANGE’s.”
E-thugs. Because talking shit in person is dangerous.
Missed Connection: You were dangling from a cliff. I was scrambling for my cell phone. You fell before I could take a picture.
Got fired from the petting zoo for giving the rabbits birth control.
Hey guys, can so cleanse your timeline with a doggy trying to secretly steal its chewy from its sibling?
Thank you.
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Health Tip: If you add a raisin to your 1-pound bag of M&M’s it becomes Trail Mix and you can eat the whole thing.
My friend’s offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding.
She’s probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go 馃檪
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
How dairy
Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.
Thanks to my wife, I now know a car can go 21,462 miles without an oil change before something horrible happens.
My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he’s finished.
I bought this 3 years ago without realizing what was on it and wore it to my daughter’s school play 馃槀馃槀
My husband: If mushrooms can have a vocabulary of up to 50 words to communicate with each other, I鈥檓 pretty sure you can tell me where you鈥檇 like to eat.
Me: I don鈥檛 know, where do you want to eat?
A moment of silence please. Not for anyone in particular, everyone just shut up.
Two submissives sitting in a tree.
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