UK English: colour, realise, marvellous
US English: color, realize, marvelous
Canadian English: All of the above are correct. We will use both in the same article and its useless to try and stop us, spellcheck softwares.
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“I see you’ve been eating whatever you want and not exercising.” -Clothes
4: I didn’t know lizards were cold
6:
4:
6: BLIZZards
For a brief period, cats delivered mail in Belgium. During the 1970s, the city of Liège “hired” 37 cats to deliver mail in waterproof bags. As expected, the cats weren’t effective mailmen.
Sketch artist: Two criminals? You just described a vase to me
Me: Look at the negative space either side of it
Sketch artist: Holy shit…
a ‘suggested’ serving size of chips seems to have been calculated by someone who has never eaten a chip
One minute you’re wild and free, the next you’re standing in Walmart trying to decide between the green and red lid Tupperware sets.
the amazon drone struggles to stay in the air & nearly takes out a police helicopter as it makes its way to my house carrying 45 pounds of mustard
Breaking News:
Germany defeats Argentina… France surrenders.
I texted my husband about all the sex I’m expecting for my birthday and accidentally sent it to my MIL. She just responded that she’s already made other plans that day.
I’v been catfishing my best friend Dave for the last 3 weeks. He’s gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I’m showing these emails to his wife.
Asking my boyfriend if he’d still love me if I was one of those weird aliens that drank coffee and babbled angrily at Men in Black passing by
A vampire can’t enter your home without being invited. But that doesn’t apply to sheds. (One of those bloodsucking pricks stole my weedwacker last week.)
M: I carry my Restraining Fluid at all times. It keeps me from killing stupid people.
Ursula, that’s a 5th of vodka.
M: Yes, yes it is.
I highly suggest that you do not google that term.
why are they called anti-vaxxers and not the marvelous mrs measles
you: *finger guns*
me: *collapses*
you: *thinking im dead, lowers your finger guns*
me: *quickly rolls on my side, points my finger guns at you*
you: *freezes*
me: *unbuttons my shirt to reveal a finger-proof vest*
you: *starts to raise your finger guns
me: *finger guns*
Telling everyone “great costume” whether or not they’re wearing one.
It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.
If chefs ever prepared food on the Moon, their dishes would surely be interesting, but their restaurants would have no atmosphere.
adding to the discourse
Airport beers are great because it means you are traveling and also that you hate your own money
[nudging the person next to me on the bus until they remove their earbuds]
hey i think i saw a horse a couple miles back
Obama’s gonna take all your decorative soaps.
this was the best i’ve ever seen
“Be the change you want to see in the world. ”
Me: Cool, can I be a 10 and two 5’s?
I’m pretty sure the rule at Starbucks is the slowest employee makes the drinks
Him: I got that dog in me
Me: are you a good boi? who’s a good boi?
No idea how I’ve managed to make it through life dealing with this constant affliction.
My family: Can you stop pointing at us when you say that.
ME:WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME? EVERYBODY LEAVES ME!
UBER DRIVER:This is where you wanted to be dropped off, right?
ME:*wiping away a tear* Yes.