Elon Musk made $180M when PayPal was acquired in 2002.
He put $100M in SpaceX, $70M in Tesla, and $10M in Solar City. He borrowed money for rent.
Now, he’s worth $190 billion.
The greatest entrepreneurs aren’t driven by money; it’s a byproduct of success.
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Tapping your wrist is the international sign for “I’m running late”.
Millennial: blank stare
Literally! 🤣 #dogs
“Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?”
[googles but can’t get wifi] Well son, that’s when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666
ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure*
GORILLA: [in sign language] I have a boyfriend.
[Lab]
MONSTER: What is my name?
“We’ll call you…Frankenstein”
MONSTER: But that is your name
“Yeah, people won’t make a big deal of it”
Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar
Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables
Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am
I put my phone in “airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked.
Worst. Transformer. Ever .
[at a fall festival]
Him: you look gourdgeous
Me: *roll my eyes and grab my keys to go*
Him: please don’t leaf
They’re really bad with fonts.
The Struggle
She’s got a great personality!
It’s the other 6 personalities that I’m worried about….
If I was named Edward Normus, I’d use my first name’s initial and my last name as much as I possibly could.
Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down.
I’m already getting anxious over Christmas due to my Santa Claustrophobia-the fear of being smothered in an elevator by a crowd of Santas.
[walking slowly down the basement staircase with a flashlight to investigate a scary noise] h-hello???
giant rat demon (suddenly appears with loose sweatpants on): dude you have to knock first
me: ah sorry martin
medium rat demon: come back to bed baby
I like to be called a MILF because it’s better than being called a MILTMALIAD. (Mother I’d like to murder and leave in a ditch.)
2022: I can fix it
gf: we can’t have another pet
me: [holding my new rabbit] shhh you’re bothering neil patrick-carrots
Only during a hurricane can you purchase a tarp, rope, duct tape and a shovel and no one questioned your motives.
My family tried an “Unplugged Evening”, and that’s how we accidentally killed Nana
So it turns out that the cookie dough flavored toothpaste I have been using is actually just normal cookie dough.
what I love in every old-timey photo of women dressing up their cats is how peeved the cats look
Me: so what does your husband do?
Her: he’s a dermatologist
Me: pore guy :/
A 16 year old climate activist wins the Nobel Peace Prize and I’m over here explaining to my 9 year old, for the 17th time today, that the hole in his undwerwear goes at the front.
never in my 3 days of trading have I ever seen anything like this
I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.
If you were a burger, I’d throw you in the trash.
My buddy: “Yeah spring break, man! Have an awesome one!” *hangs up*
Me: *Covered in blood and barricaded into a room in Castle Dracula, screaming into phone* “NO! BRING STAKE! BRING STAAAAAKE!”
“I really can’t stay“
Baby, it’s cold outside
“My Uber’s on its way”
Ok, that’s cool, actually… I thought I was going to have to give you a ride