For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake..
Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is “married.”
Like that’s gonna stop me!
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
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Roses are red,
except for all of the other colors of roses that have been in existence for thousands of years. Those are different colors.