@suecorvette

how did they feed babies before the airplane was invented?

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@SteevUmc

My fortune cookie just says Hahahaha. Is that good?

@ericsshadow

DOCTOR: If you don’t exercise, there’s really no point in dieting.

ME: I can’t wait to tell my wife the good news.

@OutOfLeftField_

If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case.

@felixoshea

Found my cat reading To Kill A Mockingbird. I told him that it didn’t actually involve killing birds, but he said he liked courtroom dramas.

@lovemydogduck

My Phone autocorrected “wish you were here” to “wish you were beer” and I sent it anyways