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@TweetsByTheTony El Chapo is a murderous Mexican drug lord. El Chapo Supreme is a murderous Mexican drug lord with sour cream, lettuce and tomato.
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@JediGigi People whose TL is only quotes from famous people—You do realize you’re not a desk calendar, right?
@chuuew A local man died after a shelf full of routers fell on him.
It was an unexpected LAN slide.
@Donna_McCoy She died doing what she loved: Running for her life in the wrong direction.
@thenoahkinsey Me: So if I call Canada it’s billed as international?
Phone rep: Yes. Cuz Canada is a country.
Me: You should hear how ridiculous you sound.
@_little_old_me Even though it says it right there in the show’s title, I’m always disappointed when Unsolved Mysteries aren’t neatly wrapped up by the end of the ep.
@OkieGirl405 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Meet me in bed
To learn something newPfff….poetry is easy
@trevso_electric Does the S in iPhone 5S stand for “superficial”? “Shallow”? “Slave”? Or “soon to be obsolete”?
@HoneyWooWoo *at party*
Guy: Want to dance?
Me: I’m sorry but I cannot, in good conscience, leave this cheese ball unattended.
@Donna_McCoy Computer problems can be solved with duct tape if you apply it directly to the mouth of the person asking you to help fix their computer.