Well, time to go to bed & remember that I started and abandoned a huge organizing project that involved putting a bunch of stuff on the bed.

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cheap labor
cheap labor not kids
magic cheap labor
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This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart.


“1-1-9, what’s your non-emergency?”


“Just kidding, you dialed it right. Thought you could use a laugh right about now.”


Why cotton swab companies haven’t used “just the tip” as an advertising slogan yet is beyond me.