My kids teach frat boys how to trash houses.
Well, time to go to bed & remember that I started and abandoned a huge organizing project that involved putting a bunch of stuff on the bed.
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*Tries to hit the gym*
*Gym hits back*
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*Santa’s Google search*
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*attaches note to pigeon
*stuffs pigeon into envelope
But I really needed water water water
This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart.
“1-1-9, what’s your non-emergency?”
“Just kidding, you dialed it right. Thought you could use a laugh right about now.”
Why cotton swab companies haven’t used “just the tip” as an advertising slogan yet is beyond me.