Canada’s Wonderland was evacuated Sunday night after a fire broke out in the water park. Whoever’s responsible is in some hot water.
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“MOOSE!!!”
“Alright, who said the Canadian kid could play?!?!”
They saddled up the horses and headed into town. The hills were quiet and ominous. A lone coyote howled. An owl hooted. Crickets chirped. An eagle made an eagle scream. A rattlesnake rattled. A hissing beetle made a sound that was indescribable
I hate restaurants where they won’t let you bring your own mariachi band.
My wife is getting rid of all the clutter. If you see the kids and me standing out by the street, it means we didn’t make the cut this year.
Boss (about to fire me): I don’t know how to tell you this
Me: *suddenly behind boss, whispering in his ear* Try using your mouth, genius
I just misspelled a word so bad that auto correct blew milk out its nose.
Signs your wife is cheating:
1. Weird cologne
2. Emotional distance
3. Late-night abences
4. She introduces you to her boyfriend
Fact: Alcohol increases the size of the send button by 89%
You found poison in his stomach? But he HATED poison!
Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.