[Opens hand sanitiser]
ＳＵｂｍｉＴ ＹｏＵｒ ＳＯｕＬ
ｔＯ ＥｔｅｒｎＡＬ ＨｅＬＬ ｆｉＲｅ
[looks at label]
LINDA YOU BOUGHT HAND SATANISER AGAIN
I’m bored, think I’ll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on
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