Me not wearing a bra is apparently a bat signal for anyone in the neighborhood who might need to come to my door for any reason .

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Me: Help me clean?
5: No. Something fun.


Son, I’ve made some questionable decisions in life & I must go away for awhile to face the consequences.

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i kept all our old baby gates to make sure no new babies got IN the house.


I love drinking games…. except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards


Make your day better by imagining people you don’t like floating helplessly into the sun.


Jesus: *picks up bread* this is my body
Jesus: *picks up wine* this is my blood
Jesus: *picks up eggplant* i think we allll know what this is lol yea


If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising.


I asked my husband what he wanted for Father’s Day & he said silence & then we all laughed & laughed & the kids went back to breaking the sound barrier.