@mellimelle
@ChicksRule So, can we agree on 4 or
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@TheBoydP I’m not saying I spend a lot of time in the restroom, I’m just saying if you walk into my stall you can be charged with home invasion…
@craigwantsnack I like my pizza like i like my square root of 64.
Ate.
@MooseAllain Double negatives are never not confusing.
@SteveKoehler22 Our son came home one day with
a note from his first grade teacher:Your son bit another boy today.
Is he getting enough to eat at home ?
@QwertyJones3 HER: You can’t even go 5 minutes without making a Star Trek reference.
ME: Yes I Khan.
@SvnSxty Jesus: the bread is my body
Judas: *cutting carbs* I see
@kelkulus When I’m bored on a plane, I pull a random machine part out of my pocket and ask the person next to me “Do you know where this came from?”
@Kryzazy Only shaving the parts of my legs where the holes in my jeans show skin isn’t lazy, it’s efficient
@Hobo_Splendido Autoerotic asphyxiation? No thanks, I’m not much of a car guy.