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@WilliamAder Wile E. Coyote’s Amazon reviews of Acme products are pretty scathing.
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@urgeekisshowing Huge thanks to @funTweeters for publishing my tweet! This made my week 🙂
@jus4golf No kid, you don’t have it hard. When I was a kid we had to eat without camera phones.
@clindsaysway Sleeping Beauty taught me that:
1. I’m not the laziest girl in the land
2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you.
@themorris23 My wife calls it “woman’s intuition” but I call it “not clearing your browser history.”
@Dawn_M_ If you say “guess who died?” with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry.
@PopeAwesomeXIII Considering both Bruce Wayne’s parents died and he used his inheritance to become Batman we should kill other billionaires and see what other cool shit we get
@Jennifergr8 I’m beginning to think some of you are not your Avi’s, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend.
@TurboJellyBean My signature move is getting drunk before anyone can ask me to be the designated driver.
@Ameiam Jogging has never helped my memory.