Introducing β Paragraphica! π‘π·
A camera that takes photos using location data. It describes the place you are at and then converts it into an AI-generated “photo”.See more here:
or try to take your own photo here:
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My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order.
Cop: βThereβs an outstanding warrant out for your arrest.β
Me: *blushes* βI knew it was good but βoutstandingβ? Thank you, officer!β
Me: *sleeps through an earthquake*
Husband: *gently moves his foot in bed*
Me: Are you going to keep me up all night?
Gym Employee: Thats not how you operate that machine, sir.
Me: *Hanging clothes all over treadmill* But this is how I use it at home.
Welcome to parenthood. You never thought you’d want to fight a 5yo, but here we are.
Have kids so they make you buy stuff to make for their YouTube channel that doesnβt exist.
Great shoulder tattoo. I bet butterflies are really significant to you and have shaped you into the person you are today, right?
bird 1: uh oh
bird 2: donβt worry he only has one stone
I like men with glasses because once they come off everything is a little blurry and Iβm very okay with that
[at the ballet]
“Their feet must be killing them. Why don’t they just hire taller ballerinas?”
My toddler is pretty particular about the brand of chicken nuggets I offer her for somebody who just ate a crayon.
Poor helium. I like to imagine there’s a shelium out there somewhere, waiting gaseously
Normalize answering the phone by saying, “Caller, you’re on the air.”
“Predators are essential for a healthy ecosystem,” I explained as I released a bobcat into the airduct
Social media allows me to review all my mistakes in chronological order…with pictures.
Just Instagramed picture of a dog. Now I will have to eat it.
(Recently turned) 14: Can I borrow the car?
Me: What? No!
14: Just practicing.
I spotted a worm on a busy jogging path, and decided that since all life is precious I ought to move the little guy out of the way so he wouldn’t get trampled. The jogger behind me didn’t see me bend over and flew right over my head and face planted. He’s still alive though, so
My wife and I both like playing games, just differently.
When did razors get so expensive?
Three more payments and I’ll be able to shave
HER: i can’t be with a guy who thinks he’s Optimus Prime
ME: i can change, Becky
HER:
ME: into a semi truck
New research in early toy-purchase psychology has found that the majority of parents subconsciously hope their children become xylophonists.
an owl mistook my man bun for a sleeping hamster again today
Cashier’s playing dumb cause I said “venti” at a non-Starbucks. You know what I mean, dude, just point me to the biggest dildo you guys got.
My daughter is late coming down to breakfast. Her 3 strips of bacon are getting cold. I mean 2 strips. Sorry, 1 strip. She’ll have cereal.
I went to handshake someone and he basically just gripped my thumb and I’m never going to be popular
*sleepy*
*so sleepy*
*SO SO sleepy*
*brush my teeth*
WIDE AWAKE.
always baffles me that anyone thought βdid it hurt when you fell from heaven?β was a good pickup line. you mean like the devil?