The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work.
Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?
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Hey, people “liking” Walmart on Facebook – you OK?
A woman could tweet “My dog just died” and she would get replies like “Well, I’m not dead ;)”
if i heard the mario coin sound whenever i completed a task maybe i’d accomplish more
I lost my thumb in a serious movie rating accident.
Dandelions are just like regular lions, except they wear ascots.
They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste. You have nothing to worry about.
So, we tip the pizza delivery guy, but not ambulance drivers.
don’t eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather