Remember when you were 16 in drama class and you were like “Pfft. Whatever, I’ll never use this” and then your parents open their now empty liquor cabinet and you had to be like “Forsooth! What treachery has befallen my family?”
ME: I think I have coronavirus, every morning I wake up aching and sick. It usually goes away by the afternoon, but the next day same thing. FRIEND: It’s a hangover. You’re drinking 2 bottles of wine a night in quarantine. ME: My God… wine causes the coronavirus!