Introducing – Paragraphica! 📡📷
A camera that takes photos using location data. It describes the place you are at and then converts it into an AI-generated “photo”.See more here:
or try to take your own photo here:
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Do cute firemen still come when a cat is stuck in a tree?
Only in case of fire?
Fine. But pretty sure my cat won’t like being set on fire.
HIM: Do you have raisins?
ME: I have grapes and patience.
Every once in a while in a bag of peanut m&m’s you get that one roundboi that has no peanut and it’s just a thicc m&m and that’s the m&m i’d like to be if I were an m&m
love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face
Me: If you’re going to serve alcohol at a company party, then you shouldn’t act so surprised when someone speaks their mind.
HR: Get out
“There’s more than one way, to skin a cat.”
Things not to say to a woman, when they ask if you prefer shaved or trimmed.
I wrecked my Italian car, now it’s al dente
Some days driving is like Russian roulette, but with squirrels.
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Ive started investing in stocks… Mainly beef, chicken and vegetables. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Halfway to the pizza store my kid announces that she isn’t wearing any shoes. The eventual transition out of isolation may be harder than expected.
I just turned my toaster upside down and dislodged 5 years’ worth of charred breakfast remnants and a single screw that I hope wasn’t important.
Stop it! 😂
Donald Trump looks like the nasty businessman in a Disney movie who loses out to a six year-old and his dog.
karate teacher: shatter that board
me: *holding it up to my face* your whole family died here and I watched
teacher: not like that
board: *crying* yeah not like that
[broken down by the side of the road]
ME: I think it’s the carburetor.
WIFE: You sure?
ME: Absolutely.
WIFE: Do you even know what that is?
ME: Of course.
WIFE: What does a carburetor do?
ME: It carburetes.
Yes, I put a semicolon in a tweet. What else am I supposed to do with my English degree?
My tongue was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records until the damn librarian kicked me out.
“Nailed it.”
-inventor of crucifixion
When french fries are part of your drive thru order are they completely gone by the time you get home or do you have self discipline and self respect?
Me: I have NO drafts!
Wife: *opens window*
Me: …
Wife: *opens door*
Me: …
Wife: That better?
Me: I should have married your sister.
You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door…
We don’t have any sports this weekend. Everyone can sleep in.
The cat: Bet
me: so… you want to come back to my place? *bites bottom lip*
her: don’t bite my lip
Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet.
Unless there’s a picture of you getting attacked by a shark, I don’t want to see your vacation pictures.
Of course I regularly eat international cuisine. Only last week I had cyrillic alphabetti spaghetti.
Passing by a group of ladies:
*conversation stops*
Walking back by:
*conversation stops*Me *giddy* I take their breath away!
Hypnotist: Look deep into my eyes
Optometrist: I am please stop talking
Him: *down on one knee*
Will you marry me?Me: Nah, I’m good, but…
(puts up hand up to high five) thanks for asking!