I wake up every morning with a ball of frozen cookie dough in my mouth. I love it. I’m not even sure who puts it there. The only person who it could be is my roommate Darren (who does buy cookie dough often, but I can’t see it being him)
just saw a tiktok of someone saying they’re “never buying garlic again” after they discovered “this hack” and literally planted garlic in their backyard a grew more. brother do u think u just discovered agriculture???
Buying a house is like “we have no way of knowing you’ll pay back this mortgage of £500 a month” “I’ve been paying my landlord £1000 a month” “Why can’t you save up £25000 to reassure us you can afford £500” “Because I’ve been paying my landlord £1000 a month”